Showing posts with label confession. Show all posts
Showing posts with label confession. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Not Waving but Blogging

I have thoughts, and I have books.  Sometimes worlds collide:

1. I'm having problems settling into a new book since I finished The Lost Art of Dress.  Brilliant read.  Look at those elegant women from the early-to-mid 20th century in their suits, hats and gloves.  Now, look at us in our workout clothing and sleepwear.  Whither did we go, and how did we get here in terms of fashion?  How did we stray so far from the principles of art so lovingly and rigorously set in stone by the "Dress Doctors"?  At one point, it was our DUTY to society to be well-dressed round the clock.  Author Linda Przybyszewski connects all the dots for her readers.  It seems we lost our way somewhere around 1965, thanks to Mary Quant, the designer of the miniskirt.  One gets the feeling that Przybyszewski would like to have a stern word with Quant about that, then take Germaine Greer to task for her somewhat illogical notion that women can't be taken seriously and look presentable all at once.  The Lost Art of Dress has double the weight of authority because the author (can I just say LP, at this point?  I break out in a cold sweat every time I type that last name) is not only a historian, she sews, thus she is fluent in the language of patterns and fabrics.  This is one of the books I regret reading on the Kindle, because it's chock-full of the most sumptuous illustrations that my small electronic screen could hardly do justice.  I will be rereading a hard copy, and I hope it's soon.  Meanwhile, go out and read The Lost Art of Dress so I have someone that can rave along with me.  If you don't feel like delving into the 400-page tome, check out LP's blog.

2. I was so looking forward to The Biography of a Prairie Girl (1902) by Eleanor Gates.  This novel is more than 100 years old.  It was free. It's obscure.  It's got some of my favorite words in the title.  All things to make me happy on the subway.  Six stops along the way, I had to give it up.  Not only did I stop reading, I deleted it from my Kindle with a flourish.  I tried, but reading those two chapters was the equivalent of wading in the ocean wearing several layers of winter clothing.  Not every old story is a lost jewel waiting to be plucked by mine hand.  Some books are meant to stay obscure.

3. I enjoyed most of Marcus Samuelsson's memoir Yes, Chef.  In the culinary world, he stands out as a figure of interest -- an Ethiopian orphan adopted by a Swedish family who turns out to have an affinity not just for cooking, but a compulsion to create his own dishes.  After internships in Switzerland and France, Samuelsson found a home in New York City.  His restaurant, The Red Rooster, located in Harlem celebrates "comfort food" and "the roots of American cuisine" as well as Samuelsson's multicultural palate.  I'm intrigued by his story and admire his determination and drive.  However, the memoir starts to alternately sag and bloat in the later chapters. The writing becomes labored and repetitious.  I was also distracted by some elements in his personal story.  I recommend the book with -- sorry, I can't stop myself -- reservations.

4. A trip to the Busan Book Swap gave me a chance to unload some of my books (the task of shipping the Bybeeary back to the United States looms larger and larger).  Of course, I couldn't come away empty-handed.  I found a 2012 novel called The Lifeboat by Charlotte Rogan.  Two years after the sinking of the Titanic, another "magnificent transatlantic ocean liner" called The Empress Alexandra is attacked at sea in the early days of World War I.  The main character, Grace, a 22-year-old bride, is placed into an overloaded lifeboat by her husband.  The passengers' grim ordeal goes on for weeks, and as starvation and rough weather set in, things get interesting.  I'm only halfway through and enjoying the dark and often sardonic tone against the backdrop of the desire for survival slowly chipping away at the facade of civilization.  I don't pay much attention to cover blurbs anymore, but my interest was piqued when I saw that Hilary Mantel AND Emma Donoghue both gave The Lifeboat a thumbs-up.

5. He's rude and obnoxious with a potty mouth and a juvenile sense of humor.  He's also my ESL/EFL hero.  He's English Teacher X, and although his posturing is such that you would guess he had absorbed the pedagogy by pillowing his head on a random textbook he found while sleeping in the gutter, he's demonstrated time and again that he really knows his stuff.  In this latest offering, Grammar Slammer: How to Explain the Hard Stuff and Impress Difficult and Demanding Students, ETX offers succor to the clueless ones who stumbled into this job on the way to seeing the world.  With a strange combination of hand-holding and picking readers up and hurling them through the door of knowledge, ETX's erudition shines through, like pure bourbon in a dirty glass.  He (maybe She?) covers everything from nouns and verbs, through present and past tense and ways to indicate the future, present perfect, past continuous, mixed conditionals, modals --it's all there.  If ETX's examples aren't always hilarious, they are unquestionably snortworthy.  More concise than a CELTA or DELTA class, not to mention much cheaper and more entertaining.

6. [Looking sheepish] After all these years of being a reader, I'm finally working on something of my own, and I've realized that it's hard work.  Slow going.  On bad days, I feel like I'm stumbling down a dark hallway with meat hooks instead of hands, fumbling for a light switch while trying not to vomit.  On the good days, I feel like a chimpanzee who has plunged her hands into a bucket of Jello letters and is throwing them onto pieces of paper or maybe the wall and the floor.  You've really got to have a strong stomach for this.  We'll see how mine holds out.

Monday, March 01, 2010

February: Buying


4 books this month. Half of January's total, although it could have just as easily been 5 books. Who am I kidding? It could have just as easily been 20 books.

1. Effi Briest - Theodor Fontane. I just read about this 1894 German novel about adultery in The Rough Guide To Classic Novels, one of last month's purchases. New book.

2. The Foreign Student - Susan Choi. The March book for Talya's book group. New book.

3. Who Ate Up All The Shinga? - Park Wan-Seo. Big score! Park's autobiographical novel of growing up during the Japanese occupation had been eluding me for several months and countless bookstores. New book -- hardcover and very expensive, but at least I'll finally find out what "shinga" is. Then I'll go out and eat up some, perhaps all of it. Aren't I lucky to be in Korea?

4. It Can't Happen Here - Sinclair Lewis. There's no way I could leave this book behind. Since 1981, I've had a fairly continuous book crush on Sinclair Lewis. I hope to one day read his entire canon. Even better, this 1935 satirical novel about fascism in the United States was on the bargain rack. New book, yes, but I got out of Bandi & Luni's having spent only 5 bucks, which is almost like getting a book for free over here.

It's just as I suspected. If I have to confess my purchases, I'm much less lightly to trip the lit fantastic all the way to the cash register. Let's see how that theory holds up in the months ahead.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Book Slog

I haven't finished a book since February 21! What's the problem? I'm having a bit of difficulty reading at home. My surroundings distract me to no end.

I seem to have been infected with a self-improvement virus. After months of slovenliness and chaos, my one-room apartment looks great now-- even the closets are clean and organized. Usually order is calming, but now if I see something slightly out of order like a smudge on a mirror or a crumb on the floor, I feel compelled to hop up and grab the Swiffer or a paper towel and window cleaner. Plays hell with reading.

In addition, I seem to be off on a spate of extreme TV watching. It's not particularly good television, either, but it feels so nice just to sit back and receive the few English programs available. They've been re-broadcast so many times I can say the dialogue by heart and I spend time hunting for familiar words in the Korean subtitles. Again, plays hell with reading, although this wasn't the case in the past. Before, I found the hum of English voices on TV an agreeable backdrop for reading.

I'm in the middle of 3 different books: Don't Look Back a biography of Satchel Paige, The Way West, one of my Pulitzer fiction winners and Wicked, the latest BOOKLEAVES selection. I'm farthest along in Wicked because -- you've probably guessed -- I went on a long subway ride yesterday. The book I finished on February 21 was finished during a train ride to Busan.

This stinks like an outdoor book stall inconveniently located next to a fish market. I want to read at home again.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

A Whale Of A Confession


I was going to blame all of this on Eva because she brought it all to the front of my mind again, but really, I can't fault her for things that started before she was born.

In the summer of 1985, I began to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Yes, I was going to graduate. Filled with hopeful joy (joyous hope?) I signed up for two upper-level English classes: "The American Renaissance" (Emerson, Hawthorne and Melville) and "Seminar: Jane Austen" (all 6 of Austen's novels, including the juvenalia and her uncompleted work).
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Before the 8 weeks was up, I had severe eyestrain, a perpetual headache and for the first time in my life, I hoped never to read so much as a recipe or the back of a cereal box for as long as I lived.

Luckily, I had a few weeks to get my mind right before the fall semester started and I would be taking a once-a-week night class called "The American Novel". The class was a decade-by-decade look at some of the greatest hits in American Literature. The professor presented us with our reading list on the first evening. My eye fell on the first two items with dismay:

Hawthorne, Nathaniel. The House of the Seven Gables
Melville, Herman. Moby-Dick

Aaaarrrgh! I was stuffed to the gills with those two! Luckily, I had read The House of the Seven Gables in the "American Renaissance" class. Moby-Dick was a different matter. We'd read (and read and read!) practically everything by Melville in that same class -- Typee, Billy Budd, The Confidence-Man and the one I hated most of all: Pierre -- but no Moby-Dick.

No way. No more. I decided that I would read all of the other books on the list with great care and attention, but not Moby-Dick. I was still pissed at Melville for Pierre. If readers could break up with writers, then we were quits. Splitsville. In the end, I bought the Cliff Notes for Moby-Dick and watched the 1956 John Huston movie with Gregory Peck as Ahab and that was as far as I was willing to go for Melville.
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Until now.

I still cringe at the thought of Pierre and since there's a copy of it in my library, I have the opportunity to cringe before that as well, but all distasteful cringing aside -- Hermie, I'm not angry anymore! I haven't been in some time. When I read last month
that Eva was reading Moby-Dick, I resolved that now was the time to kiss and make up with Melville.
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2010 will be my year to rectify a literary wrong and read this 1851 classic. Eager to strike while the resolution was hot, I found a copy last weekend at What The Book? and it's up next in my reading queue.
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How strange...I almost typed Queequeg instead of queue.

Friday, January 02, 2009

Tough & Cool Inner Bookworm


Hello Book Bloggers:

Well, Bybee's at it again...or NOT at it, as the case may be. More precisely, she's fallen asleep with a fresh copy of Middlemarch across her face. Trust me -- you don't know her like I do -- it could just as easily be a copy of People magazine that she's polluting with her slumber breath.

Shudder. What do I care? Bybee's newest exhibition of sloth gives me a chance to get at this keyboard and give you the skinny on what this girl decidedly did not accomplish this year. Call me a Tough & Cool Inner BookSNOB, will you? I have impeccable taste and a an ironclad sense of literary purpose! Plus, sleeping and eating don't always have to be be so firmly on the front burner, now do they?

Let's look at Bybee's challenges for 2008: She somehow muscled her way to 100 books. She did well on her Pulitzer reading, but she's hobbling through the Canadian challenge, and someone did not eat her Wheaties for the Orbis Terrarum and In Their Shoes Challenges. And the Graphic Novels Challenge? Please. It was like she slept her way through that whole affair.

I'm seriously wondering if Miz B is really just a pretender to the shelves. Here's a choice bit of gossip: She forgot (she says) to admit to yet another DNF: She was reading What Maisie Knew by Henry James at Project Gutenberg, and got bogged down and quit right about the time Maisie's father and her former governess got hitched. She said defensively that the combination of reading James and reading him online was too much -- it gave her the headache from Hell. I probably shouldn't tell you this, but after Poor Widdle Susan DNF'd Mr. James, she hid out in the bathroom with a Taylor Caldwell novel for a while. Not tough! Not cool! Wussy!

Bybee also made some resolutions last year. Let us re-examine some of her rash statements as she rounded the bend into a New Book Year all those months ago:

"I want to complete all my challenges and if I don't, then I want to do a conspicuous amount of heavy lifting on them." I've probably already said enough, but entre nous, I didn't see any major eyestrain or sweat stains going on this past year.

"This is the year I'd like to get serious about building up my Don Robertson collection." She did buy The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread, but nothing else by the great Mr. Robertson. To be 100% fair, her credit card company went belly-up a couple of months ago, which put a severe crimp in her Internet shopping, but still...by abebooks.com, I sat down and wept.

"Read more books from other countries." You can take the bookworm out of her native country, but you can't take the native country out of the bookworm. I beseeched Bybee to read Balzac, to read Things Fall Apart, to crack open that Murakami novel she was supposed to read for book group, but she just turned up Abba's Greatest Hits even louder and buried herself in her damn Pulitzers. Yes, I realize that Abba's Swedish, but don't think I didn't notice what she was really doing.

"Read more Korean literature." I'm not a complete Bookbitch. Good on Bybee for spotting that article in The Korea Herald about Park Kyung-ni, who, Bybee subsequently discovered, wrote The Great Korean Novel -- Toji. I'll admit that copies of this book are expensive, but think of the bragging rights! Think of being able to strut your cultural sensitivity towards those who might style her (us) as unrefined, unwashed waegooks (foreigners). Talya offered to lend Bybee volume one of this work, but Bybee's been less than aggressive about taking Talya up on her offer. If I were running this sorry show, I'd be camped on Talya's damn doorstep till I had Toji in my hot little hands.

"Delve into more books written before the 20th century, or at least try to go back 100 years to 1908." Would you be so good to pass me that bottle of witch hazel? I find that if I dab it on my temples, the pain recedes slightly. Three books! Only three! I saw what was happening all year -- there was good old Bybee, blithely kicking up her slightly meaty heels in the 21st century, then she tried to mollify me last fall with back-to-back readings of Great Expectations and Persuasion! Then she threw me some weak-assed shit at the very end of December with The Oregon Trail! Who's sorry now? January 1st found Bybee skulking into Kyobo bookstore, buying the only available copy of Middlemarch for our tenth-anniversary reread, then over to Youngpyoong bookstore, where she found a copy of The Octopus (1901) by Frank Norris. How long will this show of repentance last? I'd like to drop the Bronte canon on her pointy little head while she's asleep.

"Keep chipping away at the Pulitzer fiction list." Bybee read 8 of these in 2008, which is respectable. She's a quirky bookworm; she likes what she likes. I just wish she were both quirky and lofty. Maybe with a little push she can be.


Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Confession/Challenge



I'm going to take care of two pieces of business at one time in this entry. I was going to say "kill 2 birds with one stone", but it's such a hackneyed expression and I didn't want Bookfool traveling 6000 miles to beat the crap out of me for saying such a thing about birds.

(BTW, Bookfool, I found out what those huge black-and-white-with-blue-wings birds are all over campus. They're magpies, the national bird of Korea. Legend has it that if you hear them chattering, good news is on the way. Five or six magpies were making a racket right under my window yesterday morning, so my forthcoming news must be pretty damn good.)

I digress, big-time. As I was saying, I'm going to bake 2 cakes with one oven. Sycorax Pine is hosting an "Unread Authors" challenge, and I've decided to enter. By listing the books I intend to read for 6 months, beginning in September, you'll also have my confession about books/authors I haven't read yet. How's that for multi-tasking? Usually, I'm not this organized, so when it happens, I kind of scare myself. Anyway, enough of the chitchat; let me drive on into my confession:

1. Robinson Crusoe - Daniel Defoe FINISHED

2. Heart Of Darkness - Joseph Conrad

3. Catch-22 -Joseph Heller

4. Slaughterhouse-Five - Kurt Vonnegut

5. Fifth Business - Robertson Davies

6. Atonement - Ian McEwan FINISHED
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Alternates:
Lord Of The Flies - William Golding
Cousin Bette - Honore de Balzac

Don't let this list deceive you. There is so much more to confess to. It's a wonder Cameron University doesn't take back my B.A. in English.